Microsoft Jesus 97

NEW FOR 97!

The Second Coming has been one of the most eagerly anticipated events in all of history, and now it’s finally here, thanks to Microsoft! Jesus 97 is an easy-to-install upgrade package perfect for these fast-paced and God-less times!

NEW FEATURES!

• Multidenominational support! Works with all major religions, not just Christianity!
• Settings for Fundamentalist or Moderate beliefs!
• Multimedia section with Jesus’ movie, book and music picks!
• Instant Salvation option!
• Much much more!

Upgrade to Jesus 97 today! Eliminate all the limitations of your old Jesus! Please note: there is a special bonus awarded to users who get their friends to switch over!

BONUS VALUE: Jesus 97 also comes bundled with Microsoft Eternity Explorer, perfect for surfing the Great Beyond!

NOW AVAILABLE! Jesus NT Workstation 4.0/Jesus NT Apostle 4.0!